Who is the new girlfriend of Robert Pattinson? Is she a supermodel? A royalty? An activist? A member of the British royal family? Let’s dive into the details and figure out the truth behind this popular romance.

First Off, Let’s Talk About The Body

We’ll start with the basics: She has brown hair and green eyes. Is that enough to go on?

It depends what you mean by ‘basic’, I suppose. I’m sure that when she wakes up in the morning she’s not going to check her reflection in the mirror and say ‘Omgoodness, I’m glad I’m finally going to wear something brown!’ But for a first impression, yes, that’s plenty.

More importantly, it doesn’t seem like she’s going to fit into Edward Cullen’s category of ‘basic’ either. I think we can exclude the latter: He’s currently dating a Victoria’s Secret model and the daughter of an Arab sheik, so he has a unique combination of looks.

Does She Have A Family?

I think this is a question that needs to be asked, especially since we don’t know much about her family apart from the fact that they are both British. If she doesn’t have a family, her parents will be seriously upset about what happened. Sure, the grandparents will tell her to ‘fess up’ and ask for forgiveness, but that’s about it.

Again, depending on how far she strays from the stereotypes, she could have siblings that are all teenagers and living in London. In fact, that seems likely, seeing how she’s already 23 years old. So if you want an accurate picture of who she is, you’re going to have to ask her directly.

What About Her Education?

While we don’t know much about her specific education, we do know that she graduated from St. Andrews University in Scotland with a degree in modern literature and drama. Not only did she graduate with distinction, but she also won several awards and prizes during her time there. With a bit of research, I think it’s safe to assume that she’ll score very highly on any additional aptitude tests that may be included on her future CV. It seems she’s not wasting any time after university and is already established in her career.

Where Does She Work?

Again, we don’t know much about her work other than the fact that she is an ambassador for the World Wildlife Fund and worked for a time for a PR company. It seems like her publicist has neglected to release an awful lot of information about her, which makes me suspicious. Why would she hide her true identity unless she was in some way ashamed of it? And considering her age and the fact that she is in Hollywood, I think we can rule out the latter. If she does work in a professional capacity, she’ll most likely be selective about the companies she represents.

Where Does She Rank On The Social Media Ladder?

This one is easy – She’s in the top one. She’s currently holding the number one spot on the Instagram account with over 129 million followers. Although, if someone with that kind of following removed themselves from social media for a little while, she’d drop down to number two or three. But for now, she’s officially the most popular girl on social media.

Does She Have Any Pets?

Yes, she most certainly does. In fact, she has a dog named Bogie, who she rescued from a fur farm in Spain. It seems that the only time she’s not with the dog is when she’s filming – which could be any moment now, considering how quickly this movie seems to be moving. Aside from the dog, she also has a goldfish named Finchy that she keeps in a terrarium. And last but not least, she has a baby pigeon that she rescued from a dangerous neighborhood in London. She keeps the bird in a halo ring in her apartment. It’s unclear whether or not she plans on having any more children, but if so, she’ll need to find a partner who is also willing to share the parenting duties.

With just a few details about the newest girlfriend of Robert Pattinson, it’s clear that she is a unique woman. For those of you who haven’t heard of her, I don’t blame you – Her PR agent hasn’t done a very good job of covering up her true identity. But for those of you who are curious about who she is, let’s dive into the facts.