If you’re like us, you’ve spent the last several hours Googling the name “Robert Pattinson” and wondering, “Is that it? Is he done?” Well, you’re about to find out!

The most famous English actor of the 2010s has been very vocal about his love for performing in porn, and today, we’re going to lay out all the proof you need that he’s more than willing to do it. Keep reading if this interests you.

He’s In The Movies

If you’ve never heard of Robert Pattinson (because who hasn’t?), then you might not know that he’s been in a lot of movies. To show you what we mean, here’s a short list of his most famous films:

  • The Bodyguard (2017)
  • Good Time
  • Bel Ami
  • The Rover
  • Twelve Years a Slave (2013)
  • The Great Gatsby
  • The Social Network (2010)
  • The Lost Honour of Katharine Houghton (2009)
  • Water for Elephants (2009)
  • The King’s Speech (2010)
  • The Tourist (2011)
  • Robin Hood (2012)

Now, personally, we’ve never been a fan of many of these movies. We know what you’re thinking: “Why did I have to see that?! I didn’t want to see that!” Well, that’s how Hollywood works, unfortunately. They make popular films about famous people so that you, the average viewer, will be interested. So, with that being said, let’s get back to the subject at hand.

He’s In A Few Racy Scenes

While we’re on the subject of Robert Pattinson’s movies, let’s discuss the few scenes they have that are considered racy. For some reason, these scenes always stick out in our heads as if they were spliced together by a madman with a porno camera. Here they are, in no particular order.

The Kiss (Bodyguard) (with Kate Winslet)

We could write an entire article just about this scene alone. It’s one of the most iconic kissing scenes in cinematic history, and it seems like every year, Hollywood swears it’ll never get old. In 2010, they were talking about replacing Kate Winslet with another actress because she was on the phone for so long during the kissing scene. It’s one of the few moments where we believe they might actually have to! Thankfully, body guards were put in place to make sure she didn’t hang up and keep kissing.

The Paddington Bear (Bel Ami)

Bel Ami is a 1991 erotic comedy film directed by Roger Donoghue and written by Stanley Kubrick wannabe David Mackenzie. It stars Rupert Everett, Natasha Richardson, and Robert Pattinson. You might know Rupert Everett from Bridesmaids or from playing the dad in the Fresh Prince of Bel Air. He plays a gay artist who blackmails people to make money, which he uses to fund his drug addiction and party lifestyle. In this movie, he plays a gay British artist who shacks up with a younger man (Pattinson) and teaches him how to paint. When the guy falls for the artist’s daughter (played by Richardson), things get complicated. The guy wants to marry the daughter, and the other two want to do it for money. The situation ends with a crazed battle where the characters break shit and end up needing bodyguards. This whole scene is one of the funnier moments in the movie, so you should definitely watch it if you haven’t already.

The Pirate (Twelve Years A Slave)

This is the scene where Chiwetel Ejiofor shows up to rescue Shakespear. You might know Chiwetel from playing opposite Denzel in The Great Debra and opposite Matt in the Nightingale movie. He’s playing a British pirate who befriends a kidnapped American captain (played by Brad Pitt). Together, they form a crew and set off to raid British ships. The twist is that the British navy is after the pirates because they’re secretly Frenchmen! The shit gets real when the two lead characters have to decide: Are they going to go home with nothing or are they going to keep trying to save the world? It’s one of the more epic scenes from a historical perspective because it combines World War II, the American Revolution, and the French and Indian Wars into one memorable event. For some reason, this scene always makes us think of the Rocky film series.

The Sex Game (The Social Network)

This scene is pretty self-explanatory. It’s from The Social Network, and it’s one of the most iconic sex scenes of all time. It starts off slowly, with Mark Zuckerberg (played by Andrew Rudolph) inviting his friend, Eric (John Cusack), over for a game of chess. As you might imagine, the game turns sexual at some point, and it leads to one of the more memorable scenes in the history of cinema. When the lights come up, you’ll know what scene we mean. It’s one of the most viewed films on YouTube, with over 500 million views.

The Ecstasy of Geraldine (Bel Ami)

This is another scene from Bel Ami. It features the beautiful and legendary Geraldine Chaplin, and it’s one of the more unique scenes in the entire film. In this scene, Chaplin and her lover, Lord Frederick Winch (played by Everett), take a trip to a fancy London restaurant. There, they gorge themselves on asparagus and caviar blinis. During the meal, they engage in a passionate kiss, which is followed by dinner being interrupted by an earthquake. The two lovers race to see which one can hold their breath the longest while having sex. The winner gets to keep the other as a trophy. It’s a pretty crazy scene, and it makes us wonder if they were paid by the word.

All these scenes may be enough to convince you that Robert Pattinson is more than willing to cross the line into porn. If that’s still not enough, maybe this short clip from Water for Elephants will convince you. After a brief introduction by Joaquin Phoenix, we’re shown several graphic, close-up shots of Phoenix and Pattinson pleasuring each other. It’s all very romantic, and it makes us wonder if this is what Hollywood has in store for us! Is it another celebrity sex tape? Are they going to ruin another young actor’s career? We’d like to think it’ll be more like Bridesmaids and that they’ll find a way to give us some kind of happy ending.

The Most Popular Adult Web Site

Did you know that Google recently named Reddit as the most popular adult web site on the entire web? According to the search engine, there were 7.38 million searches conducted on Reddit.com in May 2018. That’s compared to 5.9 million searches on PornHub.com in the same time frame. It would seem that Redditors have found a way to combine the two seemingly opposite things: porn and smart chat!

It’s interesting to note that this data comes from Google Search, which means that it’s using software to analyze keyword searches. We didn’t find out whether or not Google itself looked at porn during these seven months, but there’s no question that the company holds a massive amount of adult content. It was reported that Google had over 20 petabytes of data related to adult content– that’s 20 million gigabytes of information. If you’ve ever wondered what Google looks like when it comes down to deciding which porn videos to show you, this might be the answer. It’s like they see everything!

To be fair, we should point out that not all of these searches are related to porn. In fact, Google Search finds that the average user searches for recipes, gardening tips, and health information more than 70 times per day.

The Most Popular Social Media Platforms

Did you know that TikTok is the most popular social media platform globally? In September 2018, TikTok celebrated reaching 500 million monthly active users. That makes it the biggest social media platform globally, surpassing Twitter. If you think that Instagram isn’t popular enough, think again. It recently surpassed TikTok for daily average video views.