As famous fans of the “Twilight” movies might already know, Robert Pattinson and his family are dedicated fans of J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter books. So it is only natural that they would want to try their hand at creating something for Harry Potter fans. What they came up with might surprise you.
Dubbed “The Robert Pattinson Smut”, this new novel is essentially a sexual encounter between Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy. It is presented in much the same way the original Harry Potter novels are, as a collection of stories bound together by a central plotline. While obviously for mature audiences only, this is one book you might want to keep an eye out for in stores.
The Robert Pattinson Smut Is For Mature Readers Only
Whether you’ve heard of the “Robert Pattinson Smut”, or not, you need to know that this is a work of fiction and is intended for adults only. If you are under the age of 18 years old or if it is illegal to view adult material in your country, you should not be reading it.
“The Robert Pattinson Smut” is the only title under the J.K. Rowling banner currently available for purchase, but there are rumors that more adult humor titles are on the way.
Why Is It Called “The Robert Pattinson Smut”?
In the foreword to the book, Pattinson cryptically explains the thinking behind the book’s title:
“I have always found the magic in books and stories, and will continue to seek it out. These stories are for those who have their own magic to give and cherish. For those who have not found it yet, I hope that these stories will bring you some happiness. Enjoy!”
What Is The Most Popular Chapter In The Book?
According to Goodreads, the most popular chapter in “The Robert Pattinson Smut” so far is Chapter 8, “The Art Of Seduction.” It’s safe to assume this is because the chapter is very explicit in its descriptions of sex. In fact, this chapter has over 120 reviews on Goodreads alone, with an average rating of 3.9 stars out of 5. The reviews are mostly positive, with some calling it the best chapter in the book and comparing the writing to “Masterpiece Theatre.”
What Is The Book About?
This novel is actually a collection of interconnected short stories, each taking place in a different universe and featuring a different character. The six stories feature Harry Potter in various states of undress and varying degrees of intimacy with Draco Malfoy and other famous characters from the Harry Potter series.
Who’s In The Book?
To begin with, there is an appearance by none other than J.K. Rowling herself. In the story, she is one of several famous fantasy authors who have written an erotic story about Harry Potter for Mr. Malfoy’s pleasure. In the end, however, Harry Potter triumphs over Voldemort and company, killing the latter and setting the universe back to the way it was before Voldemort ever came to power.
Other well-known characters from the Harry Potter universe make an appearance as well. Luna Lovegood appears in a prequel to the events of the first three Harry Potter novels, in which she works with Mr. Potter to bring about the Final Battle. She is also the director of the Magical History Museum in London and is responsible for sorting and cataloguing all the artifacts from the Potter world. For that matter, she is also listed as an author on the Harry Potter Wikipedia page, so she officially has an article all to herself. For fans of Draco Malfoy, there is also a special appearance by the son of the infamous Vincent Crabbe and Petunia Dursley in the form of a short story involving a character named Ron Weasley.
Why Should You Read The Harry Potter Series?
Aside from the gratuitous sex scenes, this novel also provides some genuinely funny and creative writing, as well as interesting character development. If you love the Harry Potter books, or if you just want to try something different, this is the perfect alternative. Some of the other stories even include cameos from characters that you might not expect to see again all in once place. J.K. Rowling clearly has a sense of humor and doesn’t take herself too seriously, which is evident from her hilarious writing as well as the fact that she named one of the characters in the book after herself, thus rendering it a self-referential gag.
Why Should You Try And Find This Book In Bookshelves?
As with any other book published by J.K. Rowling, this novel is sure to become a collector’s item. It will undoubtedly be republished at some point in the future. If you’ve never read or heard of the Harry Potter series, this is a great place to start. As much as we’d like to believe that J.K. Rowling will always remain the world’s #1 bestselling author, it’s clear that she does not. While she is certainly still popular, our guess is that many Harry Potter fans have found their own favorite authors since the series ended. This being said, if you are a diehard J.K. Rowling fan, this is the ultimate gift for you.