The Twilight Saga: New Moon is one of the biggest films of the second half of 2012. It was released in theaters across the country on July 20 and made over $50 million its first weekend. At the box office, it was the third best debut ever after The Dark Knight Rises and The Avengers, and it currently sits at #40 on the list of highest-grossing films worldwide – not bad for a vampire movie! The success of New Moon was no accident: Summit Entertainment CEO Bill Gerber described the Twilight films as “the best-selling DVD franchise of all time,” and noted that the studio has “earned an unprecedented level of success” with the series.
New Moon’s Robert Pattinson
One of the reasons behind the film’s box office success is the breakout performance of its leading man, Robert Pattinson. The British actor has been touted as the next big thing since 2010’s hit comedy Crazy Rich Asians, and he truly lived up to the hype with his impressive range of acting performances. New Moon marks his American film debut—he’s previously worked with the great Peter Jackson on King Kong—and he clearly mastered his role as the romantic lead.
You might be wondering, though, whether or not to take his acting seriously. Is Robert Pattinson really that good? Let’s find out. Here are some of his most impressive physical characteristics and whether or not you’d believe they’re real:
Does He Look Like a Vampire?
To put it lightly, vampires are not known for their looks. According to legend, they have to drink blood to survive and slowly turn into vampires. To make matters worse, it’s believed that they have to be buried in the ground to remain dormant. Their pallor and emaciation are signs of their true nature, and it’s no wonder that they’re such a gruesome-looking bunch.
Some people, however, believe that appearances can be deceptive, and maybe, just maybe, Robert Pattinson is what he seems to be on the surface. The Twilight actor is frequently compared to Alfred from Batman because of their similar dark hair and pale skin. There is, however, one crucial difference: While the caped crusader has a campy, humorous edge to his performance, Robert may be the spitting image of a deadly creature. Even his most devoted fans might be fooled, so let’s take a look at the evidence.
Does He Sustain A Vampire-Like Life?
Let’s get our facts straight: This isn’t a fair question! Vampires are not animals, and they most certainly do not sustain animal-like lives. They are, however, a product of fiction, and it would be unwise to expect that they act and live like humans (or, at least, like typical humans). Vampires have been compared to ghouls and werewolves due to their blood-sucking habits, but, in reality, vampires are much more frightening than your typical monster movie monster! Thanks to their long-lived nature and superhuman abilities, vampires are often the last obstacle between humans and complete and total domination. If you think that looks fun, you’ll probably want to become a vampire when you grow up. Just kidding.
A Noble Heritage
Whether or not you agree with the above comparison, there is one thing we can all agree on: Vampires are an illustrious bunch! The Count Dracula himself was a noble ancestor who spent centuries battling injustice and fighting for what’s right. It was only natural that a direct descendant would follow in his footsteps. Maybe it’s time for you to take up the noble fight and make the world a better place!
For those who did not inherit his impeccable manners and charm, being a vampire can be an unappetizing lot. Vlad the Impaler was arguably the most formidable opponent that England has ever faced – and he had a rather unique way of dealing with his adversaries. Legend has it that he would sit in a huge mortar and pestle and crush his enemies’ heads with a rock. Now, just imagine a world where head-crushing is considered charming conversation! Of course, you don’t have to be a vampire to crush some heads; it’s just a fantastic way to go!
Thanks to the success of The Twilight series and its subsequent sequels, many people know about the supernatural creatures known as vampires. Even if you aren’t familiar with them, you’ve probably at least heard of the brutal killings that occur every time Dracula or another member of his clan shows up in a horror movie! It is therefore imperative that you watch out for them and remain vigilant – especially if you’re a young person who spends a lot of time alone in their bedrooms.