Robert Pattinson’s Penis Size – Does He Have It All?

While we’re all dying to know the size of Robert Pattinson’s penis, it seems like it’s not something that’s been talked about much. Especially amongst the more than 100 articles written about the star since the announcement of his engagement to FKA Twigs. But since we have a sample photo to work with, let’s take a closer look at how big (or small) his member is and if he’s going to be able to satisfy her. 

Where Does His Size Come From?

If you’re curious about where Robert Pattinson’s size comes from, it’s actually a combination of factors. First, he’s a tall man. Second, he’s a Hollywood star. And third, he seems to have a big ol’ nose. That’s probably why all his other features are kind of “compensated” for in the size department. Meaning, if he had a smaller nose, he’d probably have a smaller member. But since he doesn’t seem to want to rock a minimalist look, we’re guessing he’s got an average-sized nose.

Anyways, to answer the question, no, he does not have the perfect penis. Based on the evidence available, he’s got a pretty decent-sized member for a man his size. But since she’s a woman who’s into kinky sex, maybe he’ll turn her into a willing penis receptacle. Who knows?

How Big Is It?

To put it bluntly, we don’t know precisely how big Robert Pattinson’s penis is. But based on the few photos of him that we’ve seen, it seems to be about average for a guy of his age and build. Or at least, it’s not conspicuously small.

In the below photo, you can see that he’s got a pretty decent sized member. It’s not overly large, but it’s also not something that anyone would consider tiny. So he seems to fit the average description. Although, as I mentioned above, it’s tough to tell since he doesn’t exactly advertise it (at least not that we know of).

But even I, a seasoned editor who’s seen more than her fair share of dirty pictures, was a little surprised by how large his penis appeared in the photo. Even when he was fully dressed, there was just enough room for the tip to pop out. Not to mention the state of the art tech used to take the photo ensured that every detail was captured perfectly.

How Is It Stored And What Forms Does It Take?

It’s a well-known fact that men are more likely to be injured or traumatized by erections than anything else. Which is why it’s important to remember that when you do finally get to see his member, it’s usually not in its perfect, undressed state. Meaning, when he takes off his shirt in the photos below, it’s safe to assume he doesn’t have much to spare.

Based on the few photos and info we have on him, it appears that his penis is pretty much always stored in some form of clothing. When it comes down to form, it seems to take the shape of his trouser legs. Meaning, it will be sticking out the bottom of his pants. Although, as we’ve established above, he doesn’t exactly promote it, so it could be any kind of clothing he usually wears.

But regardless of what he’s got on his penis, it seems like it’s always been a part of his body that’s caused him some amount of anxiety. Which is why it’s only in rare instances that we see him totally naked. Or at least, not without his hands covering something. Which, as we’ve established above, is probably a smart move. Assuming he wants to keep his manhood intact.

Is It Vaguely Describable?

While we don’t know precisely what kind of penis size description Robert Pattinson is looking for, it definitely seems like he’s not looking for anything too precise. Meaning, he doesn’t seem to have a clear idea of what exactly he’s looking for. Or at least, not based on the few photos and articles we’ve seen so far. 

In the below photo, you can see that he’s got a bit of a curve to his penis. Which is kind of unusual for a man of his size. Because usually, the larger a man’s penis is, the straighter it tends to be. This is a common mistake that men make when they’re trying to estimate how big their penis is. Meaning, they’ll usually guess a little bit larger than what they actually have. Which, in this case, would be a good thing. Because, based on the evidence below, it seems like he’s got a pretty nice sized penis.

Now, in the below photo, you can see that he’s got what looks like a tape measure around his waist. Which is why we can assume that he’s not exactly pleased with how his penis is sized. Because he doesn’t seem to want to be measured. And in almost all cases where we’ve seen his penis, it seems like he’s got his hands on it. Which is probably a defense mechanism to keep people from getting too close. Or, at least, getting the wrong idea. Which, based on everything we know about him so far, is probably best for his mental health. That and his wallet.

So, while we can’t say definitively that Robert Pattinson doesn’t want a larger penis, based on the evidence available, it seems like he’s not exactly sure what he wants. And that’s okay. Because we’re sure that there’s an excellent doctor out there who can help him figure it out. And maybe even give him an idea of what would help him feel more comfortable around his manhood. Now, if we can only get the tabloids to stop writing about his private parts, we’ll be able to get to the bottom of this issue once and for all.