ROBERT PATTINSON is an attractive man. Not only does he have a perfect smile and an enviable cheeky charm, but he also happens to be one of the highest-paid and most-wanted guys in Hollywood. He’s been in a few films that were hits, and he’s starred in some that were, well, not quite as popular.

Most importantly, at the ripe old age of 29, he’s finally found the fountain of youth, and it’s made him a billionaire. His face, as well as the faces of other Hollywood A-listers, have been immortalised in wax statues by Russian sculptress, MARGARET ALEXANDROVA. She’s previously made a statue of David Beckham, and it’s one of the most photographed pieces of wax work in the world.

So, let’s examine the anatomy of an orgy face. It’s not as simple as it may seem. Not by a long shot. An orgy face needs to have several key components in order to be a true work of art: charm, charisma, a sense of humour, a good complexion, and, of course, impeccable good looks. Of course, some people may argue that money is a key factor in being able to pay for private nurses and personal trainers in order to look and feel your best. It doesn’t hurt that ROBERT PATTINSON is worth an estimated £300 million. This figure is almost certainly an underestimate, as there are still people who believe that he’s worth more than £1 billion.

The Chin

Let’s look at the Chin first. It’s a well-known fact that the only way to fully express a mans sense of humour is through his chin. Nobody has ever been able to seriously suggest that J K SALMON or STEPHEN HAWKING were not funny, lively men because of their chins. In fact, most comedy writers will admit that the best jokes usually come from the chin. It’s the best place to target, for example, when you’re trying to be funny. Nobody wants to read your drivel, and, by extension, nobody wants to hear your jokes.

There are various ways of expressing the Chin. One of the most popular is to squint through your teeth, as in J K SALMON’s distinctive squinting Chin pose.

An open-mouthed laugh is also very common. It’s not very attractive, but it’s the best way to express a sense of humour. Make the most of it and stick out your tongue. It will invite all kinds of lewd comments, but that’s part of its charm.

The Nose

Next, let’s examine the nose. Depending on the artistic sensibility of the statue-maker, the nose can play a significant role in conveying the beauty or ugliness of an orgy face. Some people may find that the nose improves the appearance of an otherwise drab body. On the other hand, others may argue that it’s the last thing that they need. Like the chin, the nose can serve as a window to one’s soul. You can get a sense of a man’s character from his nose. Are you a proud, arrogant, self-important individual, or are you more of a humble, kind, and caring individual?

Those are some of the questions that the nose is apt to ask. It’s an excellent place for the sculptor to play. And like the chin, the nose can also be the source of some of the best jokes. Take a look at STEPHEN HAWKING and J K SALMON. Do you see arrogant noses? Do you see humble, kind, and caring noses? It’s hard to tell, isn’t it?

An open-nosed laugh is yet another way of laughing or smiling. In fact, when an individual laughs or smiles, the nose will usually stretch and open up. That’s because the nose is a very flexible piece of flesh. It can alter its shape and size in order to match the shape and size of the person it’s attached to. So, it will usually accommodate the laugh or smile of the person it’s attached to, as the case may be.

The Mouth

The mouth is yet another window into a man’s character. Similar to the nose, the mouth can be used to determine the man’s sense of humour. Similarly, the mouth can be the source of some of the best jokes. Remember those ‘twerks’ that everyone went crazy for last year? Without a doubt, the best part of that video was when FREDDIE FEINDL saw DJ ETHAN MUSIC in the crowd and started doing the worm-like dance. What a character! He was a giant prawn!

Depending on the size of the mouth, one can determine the individual’s gender. A small mouth indicates that the person is a woman. An average mouth indicates that the person is a man. A large mouth indicates that the person is somewhere in between. It’s very easy to determine the gender of an individual based on their mouth, simply by measuring the length of their palettes. In other words, if your palettes are closer together than their necks, then they’re of the same gender. If their palettes are further apart than their necks, then they’re of different genders.

The Eyes

The eyes are identical to the palettes on the cheeks. In other words, they’re both an indicator of a persons sense of beauty and ugliness. Of course, the palettes on the cheeks are used to determine the individuals sense of beauty, while the eyes are used to determine their sense of ugliness. It’s a delicate balance, and it’s often said that the most stunning women are often the most dangerous. It takes a very powerful man to look into the eyes of a woman and not lose control. That’s probably why, when you look into J K SALMON’s eyes, you’ll always feel a sense of pride. It’s the same with STEPHEN HAWKING and DAVID BECKHAM. They’re also among the celebrities that MARGARET ALEXANDROVA has sculpted, and it’s not difficult to see how they could be considered dangerous men. It’s rare to find a man who can stare directly into the sun without suffering from extreme, temporary blindness. That’s probably why they wear shades.

The eyes are also a source of comedy. Remember how LOUIS C.K. poked fun at the way people look into the phones that they’re using? He made a video where he pretended to read an article, ‘Most Viewed on Instagram’, and it was priceless. He held up a phone with the camera facing the reader, and he pretended to read while the person recording him squinted into the phone.

The Hair And The Skin

Finally, let’s look at the hair and the skin, as these are a man’s accessories in terms of how they affect his attractiveness. As discussed above, the only way to fully express a sense of humour is through the Chin. Similarly, the hair and the skin can be used to determine a man’s sense of style. It’s often said that a messy hair day can ruin a man’s entire look. Similarly, a saggy skin day can ruin a man’s entire look. It’s not just that the hair and the skin accompany each other perfectly, it’s also that they can independently influence a man’s look. For example, if you have a full head of hair, it will usually make you look more attractive. Alternatively, if you have very little hair and you’ve got a big belly, it will make you look less attractive. It’s all about context. The same goes for the skin. If you’ve got a thin, wiry frame, it will make you look very attractive. However, if you’ve put on weight, it can start to take away from your overall look. This is why it’s best to aim for the golden mean, as these are the best of both worlds. You’ve got enough hair and skin to accompany each other, but not so much that you appear to be trying to cover yourself up. This is why you’ll usually see very good-looking people wearing wigs or fake tan.

A well-balanced head of hair and a well-toned body, accompanied by a handsome face and a smile, a charming personality, and a nice pair of eyes is what we usually refer to as ‘a winning combination’. In order to achieve this, make sure that you wash and care for your hair regularly. Keep your nails clean and trimmed. Get enough sleep, eat healthily, and exercise regularly.

As with all things related to aesthetics, there’s a fine line between being confident and appearing arrogant. A confident man knows exactly what he wants, and he takes pride in getting what he wants. However, a confident man can also appear arrogant, simply because he’s too happy with himself. It’s all about how you carry yourself, and how you use your confidence.