It’s no secret that the 27-year-old British actor Robert Pattinson is one of Hollywood’s most eligible bachelors. The former member of the pop band the Barden Bellas has been linked to some of Hollywood’s most beautiful women – and, of course, he’s dated some of them!
But what is Robert Pattinson nude really like? Is he as good in the bedroom as he is on the screen? We decided to find out…
The Dirty Laundry
If you’ve been following the celebrity nude news over the past few years, you’ll know that Robert Pattinson is not exactly shy when it comes to undressing in front of the camera. One of the least secretive celebrities in the history of the internet, the British actor has made it his business to show the world his beautiful body. Most of his Instagram posts are of him shirtless with the occasional peek at his bra and panties.
While this may be enough for some people, those who love seeing a bit more may have to delve into the dark side of the internet to find it. With most of the major social media platforms cracking down on ‘adult content’, finding nude pics of celebrities can be pretty difficult these days. As a result, many people are forced to settle for fake pics or blurry out-of-focus selfies.
The Good, The Bad & The Ugly
Of course, not all celebrity nudes are created equal, and, like most things in life, there are pros and cons to having your privacy breached. First off, let’s deal with the pros.
One obvious upside to having your private photos and videos shared online is that it makes you ‘famous’. While this may not seem like a good thing, in today’s celebrity-obsessed world it can be. If you’re looking to break into the industry, having a famous face – or body – attached to your project can only help. And who knows – maybe one day you’ll even get to meet your fans in person!
But, as you might expect, there are some downsides. While it’s great that your face has held such an iconic status since Twilight, it can also be dangerous. If you didn’t live in a bubble where nobody knows who you are or what you look like, you might find that people are now aware of you simply because your private photos have been plastered all over the internet. This can lead to serious harassment and even danger to you and your family.
And then there’s the ugly. While it’s great that the internet allows users to interact with their favorite celebs and shows, it also makes it much easier for trolls to torment whoever they want. If you’re not careful, you could find yourself drowning in a sea of mean tweets or worse.
Is Robert Pattinson Hot Or Not?
It’s kind of funny how, over the years, people have asked this question more than any other. While we might generally assume that the answer is ‘yes’, it’s not always the case. Just because a celebrity is ‘famous’ or has a large social media following doesn’t necessarily mean that they’re attractive. Case in point: Megan Fox. Despite having one of the most perfect Instagram feeds in the world, Megan Fox is actually really ugly. And by ‘ugly’, we mean she has a jawline that could be used to manufacture a whole family of steel utensils. Megan Fox’s appearance in Transformers 3 alone was so awful that even the actress herself admitted to feeling ‘physically sick’ when she saw it. Megan Fox’s low point came when she showed up to the premiere of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 in a dress that hid her abominable double-jointed knees. Even more disconcerting is that, based on the number of Megan Fox sightings at Halloween parties over the years, it seems that her strange knees are not a Halloween-only phenomena.
So, back to Robert Pattinson. Is he hot or not? Well, based on his Instagram account, it would seem that he is. But that doesn’t mean that he’s not being harassed or photographed without his knowledge. In fact, it seems that the more famous he gets, the more photographers seem to want to jump on the opportunity to capture some nude imagery of him. Whether he’s walking down the street or having a casual dinner with friends, it seems that there’s always someone lurking nearby with their camera phone.
Is Robert Pattinson Gay?
Since Twilight, Robert Pattinson has largely avoided the topic of his sexuality, letting his beautiful, ripped bodice his only for the world to see. While a number of his costars and directors have come out as gay, including Taylor Lautner, Taylor Lautner, and Gus Van Sant, one of the most prominent members of the LGBTQ community has been pretty vocal about his support for Robert. In fact, in a Q&A with Rolling Stone, director/actor/writer/activist James Franco even went so far as to say that Robert Pattinson’s openness about his sexuality is part of what makes him so attractive to the gay community. Franco reasoned:
“Look. I think that he’s very cool. I think that he’s really amazing. He’s the first person that I’ve ever heard of who has that much confidence and self-awareness and is so open about their sexuality. And that’s what’s so appealing to me is that he’s not afraid to be who he is. He doesn’t try to hide it. He doesn’t pretend it’s not there. He doesn’t try to be something he’s not. And that’s attractive to me as a gay man. It’s very attractive. Because a lot of times, you meet people who are like, ‘Oh, I’m not gay.’ You’re like, ‘Well, okay. Cool.'”
Based on this quote alone, it would seem that Robert Pattinson is indeed gay. However, it’s important to note that not all celebrities who identify as LGBTQ are actually gay. Just like with Megan Fox, the more famous a celebrity gets, the more likely it is that they’ll be subject to hateful rumors and vicious trolling. For this reason, it’s always a good idea to check the credentials of any famous person who you might consider dating, coworking with, or supporting in any way.
Overall, it’s pretty clear that we love to look at Robert Pattinson’s body. Whether it’s the gorgeous smile that he usually turns on when he’s flashing that glorious gap grin or the shirtless photos that he posts on his Instagram account, it’s safe to say that we’re always happy to see him. And it seems that he’s pretty happy to show off his body as well, often posting memes that make light of the fact that he’s so comfortable in his own skin. So, if you’re looking for a taste of the British Isles, it seems that you could do far worse than to check out Robert Pattinson. He might not be the most talented actor in all of Hollywood, but he’s always been happy to let his bodice do the talking for him.