Most dog owners will agree that their dogs are some of the most loyal and loving creatures in the world. Sure, some can be a pain in the butt but you would never want to leave them behind when you travel or go on vacation. Many people even consider their dogs to be part of the family. It seems only fitting then that when your dog becomes a bit too fond of relieving himself in the neighborhood, you would want to do your best to train them to use a potty outside.
While there is certainly nothing wrong with owning a dog and spoiling them rotten, it’s pretty clear that this is not always feasible. Even if you do everything right, you may find yourself in a situation where you cannot physically handle the dog. In this case, it would be best for both of you to find a solution where both of your needs are met. Fortunately, there are a number of options that allow you to masturbate your dog. Here is a roundup of everything you need to know about pleasuring your pup.
Pleasuring Your Dog With A Vibrator
If you’re looking to masturbate your dog with a classic vibrator, you should probably just buy the cheapest one you can find. These are usually made of plastic and have very thin, almost non-existent, wires. While there is nothing wrong with these types of vibrators, they usually lack the capacity to deeply satisfy. Unless you are prepared to spend a lot of money on a high-quality model, it would be best to just use your hands.
This option is not for the fainthearted. You must be incredibly gentle and calm in order to prevent your dog from being terrified by the experience. Start by massaging your dog’s belly, which will help reduce their anxiety. Next, stroke the inside of their thighs and place a hand on their chest. When you feel comfortable that your dog is at ease, you can slowly slide your hand along their stomach and down into their buttocks. Be careful not to go too far or the vibrator could get misplaced!
Once you’ve gotten your dog’s trust, you can start by placing one hand on their stomach and the other on their back. Start moving your hands in small circles and slowly increase the speed and force as you go. Never rush this process, as doing so may cause them to pull away in fear. As you get more experienced, you will be able to tell when your dog is becoming aroused and can adjust your pace accordingly. If you’ve ever been with a woman, you will know how intense and varied the sensations can be. This is what your dog is experiencing and it’s up to you to make sure it’s a positive experience for both of you.
Doggy Style
If you’re looking to have your dog participate in the action or if they’re the more submissive of the two species, you should explore doggy style. In this position, your dog will be on the floor and you’ll be above them. This is quite a reversal of usual positions and can be a bit disconcerting for both of you if neither of you are used to it. This position allows for greater control and a deeper penetration. It also means you’ll have to switch roles, which can be a bit tricky but certainly worth it in the end.
In order to practice safe sex, you must use a condom or a similar device. Be careful not to use any lubricant, as this will cause harm to the skin of your dog. Make sure you remove it at the end of the session and clean the area where they met their mate with alcohol or soap and water. If you or your dog experience any discomfort, you should consult your veterinarian as soon as possible.
Anal Play
If you’ve ever been with a dog, you’ll know that they enjoy being pressed against a wall and having their butt played with. This is called anal play and is a great way to build trust and relaxation in your dog. The first step is to insert a finger into your dog’s anus. When they relax and accept your finger, you can slowly begin to work your way inside. When you’re completely inside, use your other hand to start moving around, exploring and feeling the dog’s butthole. You can use your fingers to probe and tickle their prostate, helping them release inhibitions and have pleasurable fun!
While this may not seem like an obvious way to give your pet a good jolt, it’s highly effective and a great way to train them to use the bathroom on command. Once they’ve achieved this, you can increase the stimulation by using a butt plug or other sexual toys designed for anal play. Make sure to clean these items after every use, as they can become lodged in the pet’s rectum and cause discomfort if not removed properly. If any of these items are too large or too intrusive, it could cause damage to your dog’s intestines and potentially lead to health issues.
Oral Pleasure
Dogs are extremely oral creatures and will likely enjoy having their mouth washed and licked clean. The best way to give your dog an oral pleasure is to simply allow them to lick it off your hand. This is called ‘hand washing’ and can be a great way for both of you to get clean. When your dog licks your hand, it means they’re enjoying the taste and you’re helping them build confidence.
Most dogs love having their ears rubbed and will enjoy having their heads scratched behind their ears. This is another great way to show them how much you appreciate their company. Simply run your fingernails slowly along the outside of their ears or use a scratching post to scratch behind their ears. This will make them feel relaxed and less anxious, which in turn will make it easier for you to pleasure them. If you’ve ever seen the movie Babe, you’ll know exactly how this scene plays out. Your dog will act like a total sweetheart and enjoy the attention you give them.
Vaginal Orifice
If you want to be extra gentle and avoid causing your dog any pain, you can explore the option of vaginal orifice. In this case, you’ll be above your dog and can use your hands or other objects to stimulate their vaginal opening. A lot of dogs love vibrations and will enjoy having their vulva penetrated by a dildo or other object. Make sure to use lots of lubricant and be extra gentle. If you want to practice the ‘kitty cat’ pose, you can place a pillow under your hips to elevate them, which will cause your pussy to be in the perfect position for your dog to lick and fuck you!
This list of ways to masturbate your dog is just the tip of the iceberg. There are many more, including: cowgirl style, spooning, and so much more. Your dog may enjoy being dominated by a human or they may prefer to be the submissive partner. It really depends on your dog’s personality and how you want to interact with them. Remember, safe sex is always the key and you must use protection or cleansers when exploring any of these positions. Make sure to practice safe sex and clean the area of your pet where they were penetrated or come in contact with any body fluids. These are all alternatives to using your hands to masturbate your dog, which is always an option. This is a great way to prove to your friends and family that your pet is not just a mindless animal but is actually a member of the family. Plus, you know how much your dog’s love bugs love to flutter around when the lights are off and the TV is on?!?!?!? This is a great way for your pet to express their sexuality and it’s up to you to listen and make sure their needs are being met. Every pet is different and although your dog may seem loving and submissive, there are bound to be times where they need some attention too!