If you follow Hollywood’s most popular leading men, you’ll likely know that Robert Pattinson is now dating Taylor Swift. But did you know that besides Taylor Swift, he’s also been dating a mailman?
The Twilight Saga actor recently revealed in an interview with Esquire that his new girlfriend is named Adriana Lima and that they’re set to tie the knot in June 2019. While the news of Taylor Swift joining the growing number of famous couples that include a member of the clergy was met with some skepticism, many people are celebrating the match.
With over 500 million views on YouTube and nearly 5 million Facebook likes, Taylor Swift’s hit song “Ready For Love” has become a wedding song for many couples.
As an upcoming bride myself, I’ve been wondering: What does the mailman look like? Does he wear a funny hat? Does he have a nice smile? Does he deliver packages in an open-top jeep?
In honor of the soon-to-be engaged couple, I decided to ask the people on my social media networks what they think the mailman looks like. And you’ll have to excuse me if my curiosity got the better of me.
What Do You Think The Mailman Looks Like?
I started with my Instagram followers and asked them what they think the mailman looks like. As you might imagine, many of them were unable to provide an exact description due to lack of sufficient eye contact during delivery. But they did provide several interesting descriptions and unique perspectives.
- ‘Neutral Coloring’
- ‘No Beard’
- ‘Ordered A Three-Piece Suit, But No Shirt?’
- ‘A Little Bit Of An Odd Shape’
What Do You Think The Mailman Will Say When He Gives His Invitations?
One of the more interesting aspects of the mailman is that he’ll probably never say anything. At least, not while he’s working. In the above video, you’ll see Ron Taylor give a passionate eulogy about the importance of preserving anonymity in marriage. While delivering a package, the mailman will certainly have something to say. But it won’t be on the invoice.
What Do You Think The Mailman Will Wear On His Wedding Day?
So, you’re wondering what the mailman will wear on his wedding day? Perhaps something a little flashy, like a bold floral print or a checked suit. But mostly, I think he’ll choose something muted, like brown or tan. After all, nothing says “mature, successful, and happy” like a man in a brown suit.
In the event that the mailman isn’t available to give his wedding speech, there will no doubt be another member of the clergy willing to recite the traditional vows. But in the end, it will probably be the workman himself who provides the most moving speech – not a pastor or priest.
What do you think? What is the mailman’s role in your relationship? And what other questions do you have about him? Let me know in the comments below.