You know what they say, when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, when life gave us Robert Pattinson, we decided to name our new fragrance after him: LEMONADE!

One of England’s finest film actors, Robert Pattinson has graciously agreed to lend his support to our organic farm in return for some very special gift. What could we possibly offer a man who has already tasted wealth and fame? A JUNGLE SHIRT!

Since the 1970’s, men have been buying tropical prints and floral odors to represent the charm of the great British summer. Now, we get to indulge ourselves and purchase shirts belonging to famous international movie stars!

We couldn’t think of a better gift to bring a fragrance lover – and this year is all about the fragrances, as we’ve been overwhelmed with demand for our products. So how can you get your hands on a shirt belonging to the gorgeous Robert Pattinson?

Here’s what you need to do:

Make The Right Choice

We’re a small farm, and for the sake of our business, we need to make sure that our offerings are limited to essential items. So it’s essential that you make the right choice and purchase a garment that actually fits you. Fortunately, finding the right size isn’t as difficult as you’d think. Just follow these simple steps:

Firstly, measure yourself carefully. If you’re not sure how to do this, watch videos on YouTube or visit the web site of one of the reputable retailers of clothing. They should be able to help you find the right size for yourself.

Secondly, decide which style you want…the oversized blazer look of the early 2000’s or the tropical prints of the 70’s?

The answer is both. As we mentioned, the great British summer is upon us, and it’s the perfect opportunity to revive the spirit of the ‘70s and the ‘00s. So maybe go for one of those oversized blazers that seem to epitomize luxury in the ‘70s, and partner it with some of those tropical prints that we’re so in love with today. It’s all about having fun and being unique. So don’t be afraid to experiment. If you feel adventurous, you can even wear a colorful kimono and accessorize with a matching headband or a flower crown.

Choose The Right Place

We’re not exactly sure where Mr. Pattinson will choose to wear his new shirt. However, we do know that he’s a very private person, and he doesn’t usually like to show off his fashion choices in public places. So if you want to give him the present, you’ll have to find a private spot. We’re sure that he’ll have a good time smelling it as he takes walks through the fields or browses the shelves of his local bookshop.

Have It Signed

A fantastic way to show your gratitude is to have it signed by the author. But who knows, maybe he gets a little tired of all the fan mail and decides to throw his weight around a little. So to avoid any mishaps, you’ll have to ask for his permission before you put this on display.

Buy A Presentable Package

Even if you get the signature, there’s still the problem of the merchandise. We’re not just talking about the fragrance here, you also need to get the shirt signed and packed well so it doesn’t get damaged in transit. A good option would be to get it framed and put it on display for Mr. Pattinson to enjoy during his time off. Another idea would be to package the shirt together with some of your favorite luxury goods such as a bottle of Scotch or a box of chocolate. But whatever you do, make sure that the shirt is well wrapped so it doesn’t damage itself in transit. You wouldn’t want to ruin your newly acquired fashion piece. It took a lot of courage to go through all this, and we’re sure that Mr. Pattinson will appreciate your thoughtfulness.