I mean, just look at him. I’m not even sure where to begin. Is he hot or is he cold? Does he love puppies or does he hate them? Does he snore or does he whisper? Is he handsome or is he ugly? There are so many questions. Let’s take a look, shall we?
First of all, he’s extremely tall (6’7”). Not only that, but he also has an extremely long body. I mean, who hasn’t thought about having a picture taken with a really cool looking person? Only problem is that most people don’t look like him. I mean, come on, he’s just so different. The guy’s got a strange look to him. Don’t you think?
Now, if we were to ask you 10 people to draw Robert Pattinson, I’m sure you wouldn’t get 10 pictures that look alike. I mean, it’s just that he’s complicated. Even the people that know him say that. Not to mention the Twilight fans that adore him. The man is literally a walking meme. People have compared him to everything from Wolverine to Will Hunting. Honestly, he’s kind of a mysterious guy wrapped in a facade. A very cool looking facade, but still.
He has this amazing face, don’t you think? With these handsome features he’s quite the sight to look at. It’s like something out of a movie. Not to mention that he usually wears cool collages of photographs on his forehead. It’s like the digital halo effect. Just like that movie HALO where Bruce Willis wore the halos. Yeah, but I think it suits him better than the Hollywood icon. Don’t you think? I mean, he looks like he’s having so much fun wearing them. Like he’s saying: look at me, I’m smiling! I’m having fun!
Look at those arms! What shoulders! He’s probably the only person I know of that can pull off wearing a motorcycle jacket and a t-shirt that exposes his arms. As if that were not enough, he also wears skinny jeans and Converse sneakers. The man can wear any look and make it work. He literally has oodles of style. He has this amazing height that he apparently uses to his advantage. He can look down on everyone. Even if he’s standing next to someone of the same height, he’ll still look taller. It’s like something out of a movie. You know…that scene in The Matrix where Keanu Reeves is looking at the red pills and the woman in the yellow dress? He’ll stand next to you and he’ll look down on you. It’s like he knows everything about you; like he’s inside your head or something. It’s pretty freaky.
He’s got this amazing body! I mean, don’t get me wrong, I love women with curves. It’s just that he has this very skinny frame that makes everything else look better. It’s like they were drawn on a screen together. What a match! I mean, he’s not really skinny though. It’s more like he could be described as gaunt. There is something very romantic about a guy that looks like he could stand to eat the whole world. Especially since he always looks like he has something to offer. In an interview, his mother stated that one of his talents is that he looks like he can eat whatever he wants. It’s true! You see, he probably gets that from his father. Although his mother is a beautiful woman, she doesn’t appear to have inherited many of her looks. Instead, she seems to have gotten her looks from his dad. The resemblance is eerie. Like he’s saying: eat me!
What is it about that hair? It’s like a gift from the gods. Everyone that sees him swoons. I’m not sure if it’s the long hair or the way he wears it. As a matter of fact, he has a signature look that he does when he wears his hair back. It’s like he’s saying: look at me! Look how much fun I’m having!
It’s like he can’t stop smiling! This face is always beaming. It’s like he’s always laughing at something. It’s not that he’s always laughing, but it’s like whenever he starts talking, he automatically starts laughing. It’s like he has the funniest jokes. You can’t help but laugh when you hear him talk. This guy is just so darned funny! It’s like he thinks he’s hilarious or something. Everyone that meets him falls in love with his smile. Unfortunately for them, it just takes a little while to break down their defenses. I don’t think he realizes how many hearts he’s going to break. It’s definitely not pretty. He has a long history of breaking hearts, but that’s probably one of the things that makes him so fascinating.
I don’t know if they’re strange, but they’re certainly different. First of all, he doesn’t seem to like any type of music. At least not the kinds that we normally listen to. When he does dance, it’s mostly because he wants to move or because he feels like it. He doesn’t necessarily put a lot of effort into it, but it’s more like this is something he feels like he has to do. He doesn’t really enjoy talking about himself, but he does so only when he has to. For the most part, he keeps to himself. He tries to avoid people as much as possible. He doesn’t like being around a lot of other people. To him, it seems like a circus. He tends to go his own way and do his own thing. It’s like he has his own world and no one else’s. He can be very charming when he wants to be. Sometimes it takes a little bit of work to get a conversation started with him, but once it does, he’s pretty entertaining. It’s like he thinks he’s talking to another person, but he’s really just addressing himself. He doesn’t always say the right thing, but he doesn’t mean the wrong thing either.
His Look From Different Angles
I don’t know if it’s just me, but he has this amazing look from every angle. This is something else that makes him so unique. If you meet him in person, it takes a little while before you start noticing that he’s actually very strange looking. It’s not until you see him from the back that you start realizing what’s going on. He has these really long legs that he uses to his advantage. It’s like he’s dancing even though he’s standing still. It’s not that he’s posing, but it’s like he’s choreographing the whole thing. This guy is very talented and I’m pretty sure that he’s a genius. It’s like they just drew him on a sheet of paper and put him in front of the camera.
I think it’s funny that he always seems to wear clothes that evoke memories. Not only that, but it’s like he’s constantly drawing inspiration from the past. It’s like he wants to relive those good old days. You see, nostalgia is something that he feels very deeply. You won’t believe how much he reminisces about his teenage years. For some reason, he finds great pleasure in talking about the good old days. It’s almost as if he feels like he’s living in a parallel universe where everyone is younger and things are different. It’s like he’s living in the past, but he wants the future to catch up with him. Where he comes from has caused him to see life in a different way. It’s made him who he is today. It was a very strange collection of memories that he drew upon. He looks like he’s having so much fun, but he also seems very nostalgic. Like he’s been there and done that and wants to see what else is out there. There is clearly something interesting about this guy.