It is no secret that we are big fans of Robert Pattinson around these parts. When we heard he would be arriving in Singapore in a few days for the Singapore Grand Prix, we knew we had to get a peek at the new look of the actor.
And what a look it is! As the saying goes, “good things come in small packages”, and that certainly applies to Pattinson. While most men go for the more traditional look of a clean-shaven face with full lips and a sharp nose, Pattinson has gone for a rather unique appearance that has sparked a lot of interest and debate among fans and social media users alike.
What do you think? Is he hot or what?
The Evolution Of A Face
If you squint your eyes and ignore the freckles, you might think you’re looking at a facsimile of the late, great Marlon Brando. Aside from the striking overall resemblance, there are several telltale signs that help you put this theory to the test. Take a close look at his features and you’ll discover that Brando’s legendary swagger is subtly ingrained into every aspect of Pattinson’s handsome visage.
A Shaver Of Distinction
The great thing about this look is that it requires almost no shavers. As you’ll see in the image above, it took Pattinson all of two minutes to achieve the same smooth jawline and open mouth that launched a thousand conversations. For the best results, you need only wet his face with some of the nectar that flows from the honeycomb-like structures scattered generously around his mouth. If you’re running low on that particular fruit, you can also try using some shaving cream instead. Just don’t get it on your hands or else you’ll regret it.
No Regrets Later
The benefits of this technique are numerous. For starters, it makes you face your mortality and accept death as a regular part of life. It also forces you to leave your comfort zone and venture into the unknown. And finally, it helps you develop an appreciation for everything you have in life and the people around you. All of this is good for your soul and character development as a human being.
According to the people behind the wall, he apparently has the kind of face that naturally causes your skin to glow. Not only does it glow, but it also tans easily. If you add to that the fact that he is naturally tan, you really can’t go wrong. So if you’ve ever wanted to be the fairest of them all, you can try out this technique and see what happens. We wouldn’t put it past him to make you the envy of the neighborhood.
A Different Perspective
One thing is for sure. With all this talk of death and dying, this may be the last picture you’ll ever see of Robert Pattinson. Or at least, the last picture you’ll see before he grows a full beard and his features change completely. So if you ever wanted to see the world from a different perspective, this is your chance. And who knows? You might just like it.
Some people have suggested that using this technique will result in you forgetting who you are and what you are doing. As you’ll be fully engrossed in the process of shaping your soul and character, you might just walk down the street and have no idea what city you’re in or why you’re there. Is that something you want? A complete loss of identity, you ask? We wouldn’t recommend it for the faint of heart. But it’s your choice.
However, there are advantages to losing yourself in the process of creating an image. Aside from the fact that it’s a great way to work out your frustration with life and the people around you, it can also result in some really inspired work products. Creative, unique-looking individuals have been known to emerge after using this technique. So if you ever wanted to try your hand at sculpting, designing, or painting, you can definitely do so. Just make sure you have a good amount of time to dedicate to it. As tempting as it is to stay up all night trying to get that perfect scented candles jar shape, it’s not worth it in the long run. At least, not if you want to keep your mind and hands in good condition. Which you shouldn’t, by the way. Scared yet?
The bottom line is this. Do what makes you happy. If you want to experiment with different appearances or try out a technique you’ve never tried before, then go for it. But don’t be sad or remorseful if things don’t work out. This is nature’s way of telling you that you’re not meant to live in this condition. You’re meant to be happy and live your life to the fullest.