We’ve been hearing a lot about Robert Pattinson’s recent masterbation scenes in the press, but now, thanks to the magic of social media, we can all get a good look at the actor’s penis as he demonstrates just how much he enjoys fellatio. In a video posted to YouTube on February 19, 2018, ROBERT PATTINSON gives us a peek inside his world as he takes out his cock and begins stroking and sucking on it. The former ‘Twilight’ actor takes his sweet time in the video as he positions himself and focuses on giving each stroke and suck an exaggerated and passionate kiss. Finally feeling confident enough, he pumps his cock faster and faster until he blasts his load of semen all over the place. After a few more passionate strokes, he withdraws his cock and lets it drip slowly down his naked body, ensuring every bit of jizz is captured for posterity.
According to reports, Pattinson filmed the orgasmic clip while on a trip to Spain with his wife, FKA ULLA. The British actor’s reps have yet to comment on the leaked video but did confirm to TMZ that it is authentic. In the meantime, let the stroking commence!
The Unanswered Questions
So, while we await answers about this most recent leak, here are a few questions that come to mind:
- Is Pattinson completely happy with his decision to go public with his sexuality?
- What does Pattinson see as the purpose of his new lifestyle? Is he doing this to gain more attention?
- Is he trying to make a political statement with his new openness?
- How does this affect his relationship with his wife?
More Than Meets The Eye
Forbes has ranked the top 50 celebrity cocksmen, and Robert Pattinson makes #41 on the list. The publication noted that his fan base largely consists of “Twilight” and “Kama Sutra” fans, both of which he has openly spoken about. In fact, this past December at the Empire Inspiration Awards in London, England, he joked about having to hide his “Kama Sutra” tattoos (which he has) from his wife. “Twilight” actress Kristen Stewart was also in attendance at the event and received an award for her portrayal of Bella Swan. In a speech, Pattinson joked:
“So, first of all, I would like to say thank you to Kristen for being here. I have to say, this has been a very special year for our relationship, to say the least. We’ve been through a lot together, both as actors, and I wouldn’t change a thing. I also want to thank you for being the best wife I could ever ask for, and for being there for me through all of this. It means a lot. Thank you.”
Stewart, who recently began dating her “Twilight” co-star, Taylor Lautner, could not come to terms with Pattinson’s sexuality and ultimately filed for divorce. Her lawyer issued a statement describing Stewart as “a woman of a very high moral character who feels strongly about family and children’s rights”, adding that Stewart seeks “to protect and ensure the best interests of her children”.
It was recently revealed that Stewart hired private investigators to follow Pattinson and snap pictures of him in the act, with one source claiming that she had a “pre-nup” (prenuptial agreement). A representative for Stewart denied that she had hired any private investigators and said that she and Lautner had been “dating quietly for some time now”. In addition to “Twilight”, Pattinson has appeared in other adult films including “Bared to You” and “Fifty Shades of Grey”. But, despite his provocative roles, the actor has generally stayed away from the limelight and shunned the press. His only previous appearance in a major magazine came when he shot to #2 on BFF’s list in 2015.
Permanent Penis Damage
According to Dr. Richard LaBoy, the “joke” about penile damage in the video is “very relevant” because many men who have had penis surgery seek out porn, especially interracial porn. “They say that it’s the same as if they were doing it with a real woman and that it feels better,” says LaBoy. “So, in a way, yes, they are seeking this kind of stimulation. The problem is that most men who have had penis surgery end up with long-term consequences that they weren’t aware of.” Penile implant surgery is a fairly common operation that many men undergo as a result of penis problems or dissatisfaction. Commonly performed operations include glans implants, suspensory ligament reconstruction, and penile augmentation. More than 600,000 men in the U.S. alone have undergone some form of penis surgery. And that’s not counting the millions more who have had a similar operation but didn’t talk about it publicly.
With fame comes responsibility, and for a celebrity, that means constant scrutiny. It’s a wonder Pattinson was ever able to escape the limelight and live a life of secrecy, considering his history of addiction and brushes with the law. But, whatever his reasons for coming out now, it seems that it’s working. In the past year alone, Pattinson has amassed over 3.7 million followers on Instagram and over 2.5 million followers on Twitter. In addition to leading a private life, the 37-year-old has also managed to carve out a surprisingly successful modeling career for himself. It’s been long overdue but perhaps this is what the universe needed to finally bring “Twilight” fame and fortune to the actor.
The fact that we’re talking about Robert Pattinson and not some other famous celebrity speaks volumes about the degree of discretion that should be exercised when it comes to these kinds of videos. While it’s obvious that others have gone crazy for “Twilight”-related images of Pattinson (e.g., the dude in the hoodie in the image at the top of the article), it’s a different matter when it comes to prying eyes and nosy neighbors. We might never know what really goes into these videos because the people who matter the most—Pattinson’s wife and children—will likely always have something to hide. What do you think? Is this another case of too much, too soon? Or does it say something about the way that people are motivated today? Let us know what you think.