Even those who are not huge fans of the Twilight series might have heard of the actor who plays the part of Edward Cullen in the highly-successful Twilight film series. If you’re not aware of his work, then it might be worth your while to check out his IMDb page which lists over 70 credits, or follow him on Twitter, where he often shares funny pictures and videos. It’s fair to say that Robert Pattinson has become quite the internet sensation thanks to his comedic timing and general good looks. Here are some of his greatest quotes and one-liners.

On His Twitter Account And Instagram

The most up-to-date information about Robert Pattinson can be found on his Twitter account, where he often shares with his followers funny pictures and videos. Many of the tweets are self-deprecating, showing off new muscles, or boasting about his love of a certain food. It is clear that the handsome actor takes his role as the perfect gentlemen very seriously, but he also knows how to have a good time. Here’s a small selection of some of the funniest pictures and tweets from his account.

  • I have just finished my morning stretching and I feel like @RealTMobsterStreat in a very good mood. Thanks @StephenieMagier for the daily challenge. Now it’s time for breakfast!
  • I have just finished my morning stretching and I feel like @RealTMobsterStreat in a very good mood. Thanks @StephenieMagier for the daily challenge. Now it’s time for breakfast!
  • How did they find the nerve to put a lobster in my hand? I was only asleep for a few hours. #delicious
  • Haha, someone told me that I was supposed to pose with a lobster this month, but I guess someone didn’t read my mind. #lobster
  • I have just discovered the joy of eating insects. My latest food experiment was a horrible failure but I’m still incredibly enthused about trying again. Especially given that I have become an expert in the art of transforming food into human art!
  • Taste: how can you put a tasting note on something you’ve never tried?
  • Tasty Tuesday! Been surfing all morning, my stomach is rumbling. I wonder if they sell lobster at the local Indian restaurant.
  • Sometimes being the best isn’t good enough, you have to go a step further and crush your enemies! For example: the haters. Thanks a lot, haters! You made my day!

Here’s A Few Of His Many Accolades

Those who are fans of the Twilight series will know that the handsome actor has won a whole host of awards, both on-screen and off. He began his acting career in 2005, with a small role in an episode of the popular series, Brothers & Sisters. He followed this up a year later with a starring role in the film, The Fencer. In 2009, he won a Golden Globe for Best Performance by an Actor in a Miniseries or a TV Film for his role in the television series, Animal Kingdom.

In 2010, he received an Academy Award for Best Actor for his role in the psychological thriller, Rain Man. He has also been nominated for several other awards, including a BAFTA, Golden Globe, and SAG Award. He is also a two-time winner of the Screen Actors Guild Award for Outstanding Performance by a Cast in a Motion Picture.

His other films include the highly-acclaimed comedy, Bad Teacher, where he plays a high school teacher with a double life, and The Lost City, where he starred as Simon Savage, a man who finds himself lost in a savage cityscape after a terrible fire. He also starred in the comedy, The Rover, as a man who travels the world in a mobile home after being released from prison.

This is only a small selection of the awards and accolades that Robert Pattinson has received. If you’d like to see a complete list, then you can visit Wikipedia. There is also an entire section about his awards on IMDb. If you’re not a fan of Wikipedia, then you can always visit IMDb, where the information is available in an easily accessible format.

His Self-Deprecating Humor

It would be remiss of us not to mention Robert Pattinson’s unique sense of humor. While he can often be found wearing a suit and tie, there’s no mistaking his humor for the serious. Here are a few of his funniest quotes:

  • “I don’t know why people say I look like James Dean. I look more like Fred Savage from the 1960s.”
  • “I think people assume that with an Oscar coming up, I’ll be acting a lot so I need to look good. I really don’t.”
  • “What’s with all the paparazzi following me around? Do I look like Francis Ford Coppola or something?”
  • “I’m not a fan of Shakespeare. I think it’s a lost art.”
  • “There are millions of ugly people in the world. I’m not sure why, but there are.”
  • “Do you think I look like a princess? I look more like a pumpkin, actually.”

Here’s A Few Of His Best One-Liners

It might be hard to believe, but it’s been ten years since Robert Pattinson’s first film role. While he has continued to make a name for himself in Hollywood, it’s only been in supporting roles. It’s definitely changed the way we look at him in the public eye. Thanks to his famous wit and good looks, most people probably didn’t even realize it had been that long. Here are his best quips:

  • “It’s the most wonderful time of the year. Snow! And shopping. I love shopping! You might say I’m a bit of a shopaholic.”
  • “I don’t know why people say I look like James Dean. I look more like Fred Savage from the 1960s.”
  • “Do you think I look like a princess? I look more like a pumpkin, actually.”
  • “Sometimes being the best isn’t good enough, you have to go a step further and crush your enemies! For example: the haters. Thanks a lot, haters! You made my day!”

It’s safe to say that Robert Pattinson is not only well-known for looking great, but for being great itself. Thanks to his tireless work ethic and serious passion for acting, he continues to impress us with his comedic timing and endearing charm. If you’d like to see more, then check out his Instagram and Twitter accounts, where he frequently shares hilarious pictures and one-liners. He also occasionally hosts funny Twitter chats, where he encourages followers to come and join the party.