You know what’s more pathetic than a celebrity chef who can’t cook? It’s when a famous person takes the easy way out and orders food delivery instead of going out and dealing with the world themselves. Entertainment Weekly reports that after his split from actress Katy Perry, actor Robert Pattinson has taken the easy way out of his problems by ordering takeout for his friends and family. Specifically, Pattinson has ordered a deluxe watermelon slice from the pizza shop chain Go Pizza Go, which tester Ashley Mears rated as one of the best pizzas she’s ever had. That’s right: the guy who probably grew up watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Gilmore Girls has fallen prey to the temptation of fast food. Can you even imagine the heartbreak of his friends and family as they watch him waste away his life away watching TV and eating fast food? It must be devastating.
What Is a Deluxe Watermelon Slice?
Before we move on, let’s discuss what exactly a deluxe watermelon slice is. According to Go Pizza Go’s website, it’s “a sophisticated slice topped with housemade pickles, onion, and spicy pepper.” It’s also available with pineapple and jalapeño jack cheese. If those sound like familiar flavors to you, then you know exactly what kind of pizza this is because those are the same toppings that you’d find on the Cheezburger pizza. Yes, really. Now let’s move on.
How Do You Feel About Ordering Food?
You might be thinking that something is off-brand here: an A-list actor ordering a pizza, but it’s actually a symptom of how comfortable he must feel in his current situation. Let’s take a step back and unpack that. When Robert Pattinson broke up with Katy Perry, the media circus that followed his split was unprecedented. The press constantly bombarded him with questions about his relationship with Katy Perry and the details of their breakup. During these interviews, the topic of food usually came up, and not in a light tone either. Now, it appears that Katy Perry’s absence has given the actor some room to breathe, and he’s taken the opportunity to indulge in his favorite pastime: eating food. While some people might be upset about this, we should be thanking the gods above that someone as famous as Robert Pattinson has been forced out of his everyday routine and into some well-deserved R&R.
Does This Mean He’s Finally Found Love?
You might be wondering whether the recent events in Robert Pattinson’s life have finally led him to find the love of his life. Let’s take a step back and look at what’s happened. Despite dating several famous women in his past, Pattinson has never fully committed to any of them. He often says that he doesn’t want to settle down and start a family because he’s afraid that the fame will fade away. We can only hope that things work out for the best and that he can finally find the woman he deserves to spend the rest of his life with.