We’ve all seen those dramatic photos of Robert Pattinson from the movie Days of Future Past. You know, the ones where he’s wearing that slick black swimsuit that barely contains his gigantic man boobs—the kind of photos that make you ask the question, “Is he a man or a boy?” Well, it seems that Robert has other photos that answer that question. While we were doing some research for this piece, it came to our attention that he had tweeted a photo of himself wearing only a pair of shorts. We were kind of shocked that such a bombshell had so much to hide. When you’re as famous as Robert Pattinson, we guess you can get away with anything. In the interest of journalistic integrity, we had to find out the truth about what kind of swimwear this handsome hunk was packing on his recent vacation in Italy. So, we proceeded to analyze his photos and uncovered a number of shorts-related secrets. Here’s what we found:

The Truth About Robert’s Man Boobs

If there’s one area where Robert seems to really shine, it’s in the realm of his male anatomy. For starters, he’s got a pretty amazing physique. He has a ton of muscle definition in all the right places and seems to have an endless supply of energy. Those dramatic scenes you mentioned earlier? That might have something to do with the coffee machine in the background. But seriously, he is one handsome son of a gun. While we’re not into conspiracy theories, we can’t help but wonder if he’s been working out since he was a kid or if it’s all just a Hollywood fabrication. It’s hard to say what would be more shocking: that he’s got an amazing physique or that his man boobs are even bigger than we thought. Take a look:

The consensus among fans seems to be that his man boobs are quite big. They’re definitely not the small peaches we met in Twilight. If anything, these puppies seem to be taking ownership of his chest. And it’s not like Robert’s man boobs are the only thing drawing attention to his body. We dare you to look away from that washboard stomach for more than a few seconds. In fact, we’d go so far as to say it looks like he’s been using a bit of baby oil to help his muscles pop. We can also see some serious arm muscles in those pics too. We can also tell he’s been working out, because his abs are so defined. In one of the photos, he even peels off a small strip of skin revealing more muscle. It’s quite a scene, and it seems that people are going to be talking about this handsome hunk for a long time. So let’s take a look at some more pics of this amazing man.

More Than Meets The Eye

If we’re analyzing Robert’s shorts, we might as well take a look at some of the behind-the-scenes action as well. Take a look at this next batch of photos. We can see that Robert was quite the playful puppy while in Italy. He was constantly goofing off and making us laugh. And it wasn’t just the jokes either. The photos clearly show that he’s got a lot of charm and is quite the talented artist too. We saw him sketching and even painting during cocktail hour. It’s clear that he takes his art seriously, and it’s also clear that he loves to create masterpieces. We also see him interacting with friends and fans, which is something he obviously enjoys. Those who know him say that he’s very social and is highly motivated to connect with as many people as possible. So it’s no surprise that he has such a fun-loving personality. Is it possible that he’s crafted this public image on purpose? We think so. It seems quite clear that he took a liking to wearing the shorter varieties, because it accentuates his amazing muscles and sculpted physique. He also seems to have a thing for short shorts, and we can’t help but wonder if that’s because they’re more flattering than the longer ones. Whatever the case may be, he’s clearly comfortable in his own skin, and we love that about him.

The Real Meets The Hollywood Meets You

We can also see that even when he’s relaxing and having fun, Robert still takes his work seriously. We were quite surprised to see that he’d chosen a painting as his vacation project. It was quite the sight to see this stud painting while drinking a Pina Colada. We also love the way he incorporated a bit of his own personality into his artwork. He even labeled it as such, with a little bit of humor. It’s quite the creative process, and it shows that even when he’s having fun, he’s still thinking about art and fashion. It’s quite an achievement, considering all he’s got going on in his life. We can see that he’s quite the talented individual, and we’re really impressed by what he’s been able to accomplish in such a short amount of time. It’s no wonder that fans are so devoted to him. We can’t help but admire his drive and ambition. We just hope that he keeps this up and continues to put his best foot forward. We’d hate to see such a gifted individual remain hidden. Is this a glimpse into the genius mind of Robert Pattinson? We think so. It seems quite clear that he has a special place in his heart for short skirts, and we can’t wait to see what he does next.