If you’re a fan of the Batman films, then it’s no wonder that you want to get a closer look at the star of the movie, Robert Pattinson. After all, he plays the world’s greatest detective, and those stories always end with an image of the caped crusader right in the foreground. Well, it’s not that easy. However, with some quick detective work (and a little bit of luck), you might just be able to get a peek at the actor behind the mask.

The Research

Before you start trying to get close to Robert Pattinson, it’s important to do your research. This means that you’ll need to familiarize yourself with everything there is to know about the actor. Fortunately, the internet makes this quite easy. All you need to do is enter his name into the search bar, and you’ll be presented with a wealth of information. From character profiles to filmographies to awards, you’ll have access to everything there is to know about Robert Pattinson.

The Strategy

With your research completed, it’s time to concoct a plan of attack. In order to get the closeup image that you so desperately want of Batman, you’re going to have to outwit a team of highly trained security professionals. That’s right – you’re going to have to be stealthy. Now, it’s not that difficult to get close to Robert Pattinson, but it is difficult to get closer than is absolutely necessary. So, in order to get the best possible shot, it’s important to consider your strategy. Bear in mind that this is a delicate task, and you must be able to carry it out with ease. That means no over-the-top stunts, please.

The Execution

With your strategy in mind, it’s time to put it into practice. Begin by identifying the best possible spot to meet with Robert Pattinson. It goes without saying that you want to get the best possible shot, so ensure that you identify the perfect spot in advance. Once you’ve found it, it’s important to think about how you’re going to approach the situation. Are you going to hide in the bushes and wait for him to pass by? Is there someone you’ll be able to lure into the bushes and catch him off guard? Do you have someone you’ll be able to bribe to get the information you need? As you may have guessed, these are all very real issues that real-life fans of Batman have had to contend with.

Whatever route you take, make sure that it is something that will fool the untrained eye. For example, if you decide to hide in the bushes and wait for Pattinson to walk by, but he drives by in a car, then you’ve wasted a lot of time and effort. On the other hand, if you decide to knock on the actor’s door and ask for an autograph, then you’re playing right into his hands. He’ll know exactly what you’re up to, and he’ll be expecting you. So, take your time and find a way to get the shot that you want without being noticed.

The Results

As I mentioned above, getting a closeup image of Robert Pattinson is not as easy as it sounds. However, after you’ve done all of the hard work, the results are well worth it. You’re going to have to sneak into the actor’s yard and photograph him while he’s signing a dummy’s head in a tub. As you can imagine, this is not something that will be easy to accomplish, but once it’s done, it’s worth it.

Of course, in the final analysis, this is all hypothetical. If you want to see Robert Pattinson naked, then you’re going to have to find a way to get past his bodyguards. However, if you’re a fan of Batman, then I’m sure that you’ll do your best to make this dream a reality.