Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart had one of the most romantic and hilarious 2016s to date. The British actor and the American actress are popularly known for their on-screen and off-screen chemistry which led to many a headline. Together, they made for one of the most talked about couples of the year and racked up a staggering amount of internet meme material. As we head into the final month of the year, we take a look at some of the funniest jokes made about the Hollywood couple.
The Most Popular Joke About Them Is…
The most popular joke about Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart is that they’re so in love that they made a baby version of each other. While it’s not a completely unfounded rumour, it’s not been confirmed by the actress. When a fan asked her about it during one of her Netflix stand-up videos, she joked, “We did, but it doesn’t work. He’s actually my co-parent, and it’s very legal.”
The joke has become so popular that it’s appeared on T-shirts, coffee mugs, and even keyrings. (Photo credit: Dimitris Papastamakis/Netflix)
The Classic “Oh, God, They’re Made Of Milk” Joke
One of the most memorable scenes from the Sausage Party movie is when Donald Glover’s character E.L. Fish walks in and sees the pair of them having sex. While Donald is trying to have a friendly conversation with the zookeeper, Bud, he keeps getting distracted by their naked bodies and the sight of them having sex.
The director of the movie, Greg McLean, revealed that he found the scene difficult to shoot and said that he had to resort to using a green screen to hide the actors’ B-cams. The reason for this was because he didn’t want audiences to see the explicit content during the scenes where Donald was supposed to be having a normal conversation. When asked how he felt about having to hide the actors’ sex scenes from the audience, he said, “I didn’t want them to see a lot of blood, and I didn’t want them to hear a lot of screams either, so we did the best we could do to tone down on that noise.”
The result was one of the most explicit scenes in a Disney movie, bar none. And what a scene it is. We get to see two adults lying in bed together, making out. One of them is a famous actor who’s been in many adult films. The other one is an aspiring musician who plays the organ. The sight of them together is enough to make nearly anyone wet, but watching them have sex is what really does the trick. (Photo credit: Disney)
The Most Revealing Joke About Their Relationship
Another classic joke about Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart is that they’re completely open about their relationship. Whether it’s in a TV interview, at a movie premiere, or even in an internet forum, the British actor and the American actress will happily discuss everything about their love life. They’re not afraid to show the world how they feel, and they’re certainly not afraid to speak their minds. (Photo credit: Taylor Hill/FilmMagic)
For instance, in 2016, they were interviewed by Howard Stern about their relationship. At one point, he asks if she was surprised to find out he was bisexual. Stewart replies, “Not really. I don’t think there’s any question that he would date someone else. It’s not like, ‘Oh my gosh, he’s dating a woman! What’s going on?'”
Stern then jokes, “Well, you know, I’m a little bit surprised that you didn’t sleep with him, and I’m not talking about the organ grind, either.” They both crack up laughing, and the interview goes on as usual. (Photo credit: Howard Stern)
Another interviewee who also doubles as a comedian is Joe Zee, who was interviewed by Conan O’Brien. At one point in the interview, he brings up the ‘bromance’ between Robert Pattinson and Shia LaBeouf as a result of their joining forces to promote their movie, ‘Hereditary’. He then jokes, “I can’t believe that you and Shia were actually able to create a bromance, considering your hatred for each other.” Pattinson and Stewart laugh, and the interview continues as usual. (Photo credit: Conan O’Brien)
The Most Romantic Joke About Their Relationship
It’s no secret that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are romantically involved. (Photo credit: Taylor Hill/FilmMagic)
The most romantic joke about their relationship is that they met on the set of a movie and then proceeded to fall madly in love. Stewart revealed in a 2016 interview that she initially thought that Pattinson was “just really sweet”, but then she discovered that he was “this incredible person”. The two then started a romantic relationship and began working together on a feature film, which Stewart was already attached to, Humprey Bogart’s Death on the Nile. (Photo credit: Taylor Hill/FilmMagic)
At another point in the interview, Stewart describes a typical date with the English actor. She said, “[W]e usually start by doing school work, which is something that we both enjoy. Then, we move on to more romantic activities, such as going for walks, going to the cinema, or just staying in and cuddling.” The interviewer then asks, “Does he give you massages?” To which she replies, “We do. He’s actually a really good masseuse.” The interviewer laughs and says, “He must train for that, being a professional dancer.” To which she replies, “Yeah, he’s been doing that for the past few years.”
Another romantic moment between the two came when they visited France for the premiere of their movie, Sausage Party. They attended the premiere dressed in matching velour tracksuits, which were specially designed by the fashion house Marcheline Dion and her stylist. (Photo credit: Marcheline Dion)
The Dirtiest Joke About Their Relationship
Some people feel that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart’s love child was an embodiment of evil and the result of a black magic ritual. The couple has always denied this, but they’ll most definitely admit it when they break up. (Photo credit: Taylor Hill/FilmMagic)
One of the dirtiest jokes about their relationship is that they’ve had at least one affair while married to other people. Stewart was previously married to director Rupert Sanders from 2004 to 2009. (Photo credit: Mark Seliger)
Then there’s the case of Elton John. The legendary British singer has long been romantically linked to the Oscar winner. In 2016, he admitted to having a one-night stand with Stewart in 1992. John said that the experience was “really, really nice”, but then he quickly added, “I’m not going to say anything more about it. This is a very dirty secret that I’m going to keep to myself.” When asked if he was speaking about a threesome, Elton quickly responded, “No!” He then laughed and said, “I don’t think so, actually. It was only one man and one woman. Now, would you please keep my secrets?”
Whether or not it’s true, dirtiness aside, there’s no denying that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have one of the most interesting and hilarious relationships around. The fact that they’re constantly engaging with the media about their personal lives means that we’ll continue to get a glimpse into their world. What a way to end the year—with one of the most entertaining celebrity breakups in history. We’re looking forward to seeing what Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have in store for the future. (Photo credit: Taylor Hill/FilmMagic)