How to Get Rob Pattinson’s Uncle on Your Side

Who would have thought getting a relative to help is one of the most difficult things in life? I mean, isn’t it what family is for? Well, yes and no. There is always that one cousin you hate but you know you’ll have to be friends with at some point. But beyond that, most of us don’t have that one person we can turn to when we need help. Especially when you’re in need of a loan. That’s why I’ll tell you how to get Rob Pattinson’s uncle on your side. Or, at least, how to make him pretend to be your friend so you can get the loan you need.

First Off, You Don’t

Before you even begin, you need to make sure you don’t have any hidden motives for wanting to be friends with Rob’s uncle. Do you have a crush on him? Do you want to borrow money from him? Are you friends with his sister and want her to be friends with you so you can gain access to her brother? All of these are possibilities and the easiest way to find out if any of them are true is to just ask. Tell him you just want to be friends and that there isn’t any ulterior motive. He’ll most likely deny it but at least you’ll know for certain. And if he does admit to having a crush on you or wanting to loan you money, then you know where you stand and can move on. You don’t want to be friends with someone who doesn’t have your best interests at heart. Especially when it comes to money. It’s never easy getting money when you don’t have any. So, unless you have a genuine friendship with Rob’s uncle, don’t even think about getting his support. And if you do happen to have a friendship with him and you want to ask for help, then you’ll have to find a way to do it covertly. Otherwise, he’ll never agree to be your friend’s uncle.

Get A Pseudonym

No one likes to be lied to or cheated on. So, if you want to be friends with someone who might not be as open to the idea as you are, then you’ll have to lie to them about who you are. And, what is more, you’ll have to keep on lying. To protect their identity, your friend’s uncle will, most likely, ask you to call him by a pseudonym. For example, if you’re applying for a loan and don’t want to put your real name on the application, then you could say that you are a law student and that your partner’s sister’s friend’s brother is your uncle. No one will ever find out that this friend’s uncle is actually your friend. So, as long as you lie successfully, you’ll have no trouble getting what you want. You can even help each other to lie successfully. So, don’t feel bad about telling little white lies to keep things exciting. In the end, it’ll all be for the greater good.

Play The Long Game

If you’re looking for a way to get what you want out of someone, then you need to play the long game. Rob’s uncle will most likely agree to be your friend as long as he thinks it’ll be beneficial to him. And the best way to benefit from being friends with someone is to be their confidant. So, instead of just asking for help when you need it, you could suggest to Rob’s uncle that he should find out what makes him happy and ask for help with that. In other words, you want to help him to find his purpose in life. And it is not unreasonable to hope that he might help you to find yours. So, instead of just asking for money when you need it, you could suggest to Rob’s uncle that he should find out what makes him happy and ask for help with that. In other words, you want to help him to find his purpose in life. And it is not unreasonable to hope that he might help you to find yours. So, instead of just asking for money when you need it, you could suggest to Rob’s uncle that he should find out what makes him happy and ask for help with that. In other words, you want to help him to find his purpose in life. And it is not unreasonable to hope that he might help you to find yours. So, instead of just asking for money when you need it, you could suggest to Rob’s uncle that he should find out what makes him happy and ask for help with that.

Be His Confidant

Another way to get what you want out of someone is to be their confidant. This is someone you can trust to keep secrets. And, most importantly, it is someone who will defend and protect you if needed. Rob’s uncle doesn’t seem like the type of person who would need protecting but, nevertheless, you never know. You might be surprised at how much someone’s life can change for the better because of a little bit of honesty and a lot of courage. So, instead of just asking for money when you need it, you could suggest to Rob’s uncle that he should find out what makes him happy and ask for help with that. In other words, you want to help him to find his purpose in life. And it is not unreasonable to hope that he might help you to find yours. So, instead of just asking for money when you need it, you could suggest to Rob’s uncle that he should find out what makes him happy and ask for help with that. In other words, you want to help him to find his purpose in life. And it is not unreasonable to hope that he might help you to find yours. So, instead of just asking for money when you need it, you could suggest to Rob’s uncle that he should find out what makes him happy and ask for help with that.

Create A Backstory

Even if you’ve never met the person you’re trying to get help from, you still need to create a backstory. This is just an invented narrative that you use to explain the reason you want to be friends with the person. It can be as elaborate or as simplistic as you want it to be but, at least, it needs to make sense. Why should the person you’re trying to get help from believe your lies? You’re trying to create an imaginary scenario in which you’re both friends so, to achieve this, you will have to tell them an elaborate story. If you want to be friends with them, then you need to make it clear that you’ve known them for a long time and that you have a good reason for wanting to be friends with them. And, to be able to do this, you will have to come up with an intricate backstory that makes sense. Why should the person you’re trying to get help from believe your lies? You’re trying to create an imaginary scenario in which you’re both friends so, to achieve this, you will have to tell them an elaborate story. If you want to be friends with them, then you need to make it clear that you’ve known them for a long time and that you have a good reason for wanting to be friends with them. And, to be able to do this, you will have to come up with an intricate backstory that makes sense.