We all know that sometimes the best way to end a day is by giving your best handjob. Whether you need some quick relaxation or want to give yourself a sensual treat, stroking your cock until you ejaculate is always an option. But who is the best at giving great handjobs? Let’s discuss.

King George

If there is one place we all know to get our handjobs, it would have to be King George. The infamous pub in Carnaby Street, London, which was named after Queen Victoria’s second (and last) child, King George, who was also the prince consort of the United Kingdom. If you’ve never been there, it’s time to add it to your bucket list. The pub is still very much a London institution, if you can call it that, and it has not changed one bit in the last 150 years. If you go there today, you will see the exact same bar with the same old beer pumps, pewter mugs and horse-head tequila. This being said, the handjobs are not what they used to be. Even if you are a celebrity or a royal, getting a good handjob in the pub used to be a big deal. Not anymore. It is mostly just for show these days. Most of the time, the girls there just want to stroke your cock and get some money for themselves.

The Pickle Factory

Fancy a drink at The Pickle Factory, the bar in Soho, London named after the pickles that were originally manufactured there? If so, you’re in for a real treat. This is one of the best bars in London for a handjob. You don’t just get a good handjob at The Pickle Factory, you get a chance to experience Cocktail Making and Distilling at the same time. That’s what makes this bar so special. It is one of the few places where you can get a combination of education and eroticism. So if you are looking for a classy yet exciting place to get a handjob, then The Pickle Factory is the place for you.

La Casa del Amor

Yes, even the most prestigious hotels in Italy have not forgotten about their guests. This is especially true for the Amalfi Coast where some of the most luxurious hotels in the world welcome you with a warm embrace and some of the most talented and beautiful women you will ever meet. We are not talking about the women working there, but the ones you will meet. Even before you check in, you will be met with flowers and champagne. Once you arrive at the hotel, you will notice that every room is unique and has its own style and theme. One of the rooms is even named after the first lady of American literature, Emily Brontë. If you have a room at La Casa del Amor, you will not want to leave. Just imagine, getting a handjob in a Brontë-inspired room. It does not get any better than that.

Rasoi Spessa

Not all handjobs have to take place at a traditional pub or a swanky hotel. Sometimes, you can find a bit of an oasis in the middle of nowhere, especially if you are traveling on holiday. That is exactly what Rasoi Spessa offers. Located in the Italian Lakes, this rural hotel provides visitors with the opportunity to get away from the hustle and bustle of the outside world. Although it is in Italy, it feels like you have gone back in time. The best part is that you can get away with murder. The Italian authorities rarely ever intervene in a crime committed in a hotel.

The Majestic Hotel

A bit further down the road, we come across another hotel that is a perfect place for a handjob. The Majestic Hotel is located in the heart of the historic city of Marrakech. The oldest hotel in Morocco, it was first opened in 1914 and still serves as the headquarters of the famous Marrakech Ligue, one of the most prestigious literary societies in the city. In the 1930s, when King George himself used to come down to check on his favorite drinking spot, he would often stay at the Majestic. Even today, people still refer to this hotel as Maison George. If you have a thing for literary societies and would like to get away from it all for a couple of days, the Majestic Hotel is the perfect place for you.

Royal Garden Hotel

Another great option for someone looking for a long break is the Royal Garden Hotel in Edinburgh. The hotel is actually a part of the larger Royal Botanic Garden, which is a short walk away. There is also a separate entrance for the hotel itself. Once inside, you will find a maze of corridors, each one filled with plants and trees from around the world. It is said that you could get lost completely in the garden, but we aren’t sure about that. Nonetheless, the hotel does offer a secret garden, where guests can get away from it all and maybe even have a bit of a nap in the shade. Is that really worth losing a day of your life in a labyrinth of corridors? The Royal Garden Hotel might be the ultimate place for a long break. It is filled with character, has great staff and is located in the heart of Edinburgh, right next to one of the most beautiful botanical gardens in the world. If you have a day off work, you can bring your wife or girlfriend along for a luxurious couple of days. Make sure you book the gold bedroom, which has been recently refurbished. You and your partner can give each other some intimate moments in a secluded corner. So maybe, just maybe, this trip will be the one that changed your mind about weddings. After all, nobody said that luxury and class has to be limited to the big cities.