I have a confession to make: I’ve never actually met Robert Pattinson. I’ve seen pictures of him, I’ve read about him, but I’ve never actually gotten to know him. I assume that he’s a nice enough guy, but I don’t know him and so I can’t say for sure. Still, I feel like I know him well enough to speak on his behalf. And so here I am, writing on his behalf. Ladies, if you are reading this, I want you to know that I’m not here to judge you or call out any of your insecurities. I’m simply here to speak on behalf of the “fille gardienne,” as he’s referred to in French, or the “Pettisone” as I’ve heard him called in Australia – the man who cares for you, cherishes you, and loves you just as you are.

Why Did He Choose You?

I think that Robert Pattinson saw something in me that he liked and so he chose me to be his “fille gardienne.” I’m not exactly sure what “fille gardienne” means, but I know what it means to be his girlfriend. It means the lady who cares for him, cherishes him, and loves him just as he is.

You see, I’ve always wanted a man to cherish and appreciate me for who I am. I’ve never felt like I needed to change for anyone or for anything. It’s not that I haven’t been attracted to other men; I’ve just always felt that I was with someone who understood me and who accepted me for who I am.

Being his girlfriend feels right. It feels natural, like it’s something that was meant to be. Does that make sense?

I believe that when two people are meant to be together, they’ll find a way to be together. Even if it means moving to another country. Even if it means making a life in a different city. They’ll find a way because they want to be with each other and because they believe that this is what’s best for them.

Will You Marry Him?

It’s not about money, status, or material things. It’s about loving each other and being happy. Will you marry him? I don’t know. I hope so. I think that he deserves an amazing partner and so do you.

Will You Give Him Children?

This is a difficult question. On the one hand, I want to say yes, of course. Children are such a gift and I think that Robert would make an amazing father. On the other hand, I don’t want to put pressure on him. As much as I want to have children, he has his own fears and insecurities. Will you give him children? I think that if he really loves and cares for you, he’ll want to have children with you.

You see, a child needs a parent. They need both of their parents in their lives. I don’t want to put too much pressure on him, but I also want to make sure that he knows how much I want this. Does that make sense?

Being a parent is a difficult job. It’s not a job that you take on lightly. It’s a job that you commit to and stand by. You have to be there for your child, listen to them, and love them just as they are. What if he doesn’t want to be a father? What if he thinks that he’s not ready? What if he fears losing you? What then?

These are all legitimate questions and so I want to give him the benefit of the doubt. I truly believe that Robert Pattinson will grow to love you and care for you and accept you as his partner and his lover. I believe that he’ll feel that he has to honor your commitment to him and be worthy of your love. I truly believe that you are both meant to be together and that you will find a way through anything.