You’re watching TV and suddenly you notice that your favorite comedian is talking about something important. You’d normally smile and agree, but then he gets to the part where you laugh, and that’s when you notice that he isn’t joking. Your heart sinks a little because you don’t want to be that guy. Being in the spotlight as the pretty boy from Twilight can be pretty flattering and intimidating at the same time. He turns to you and asks if he’s being funny. You tell him that he is, then awkwardly change the subject.

Being Jimmy Fallon’s friend is a pretty cool gig, but it can be pretty distracting when he calls you out of nowhere to be on his show. Between the paparazzi, the fans, and the crazy fans who call you names, it can be hard to have a relaxing night. Plus, you always have to worry about how you’re going to react to the bizarre things he asks you to do. Did you know that he once had a guest on his show who ate a watermelon and washed down his sushi with beer? 

On the other hand, Robert Pattinson is more your type. He’s the bad boy of Hollywood, but other than that, he’s kind of boring. A lot of his interviews are the same ol’ boring stuff with no interesting questions or no unexpected twists. You kind of want to strangle him every time he opens his mouth. Still, he is one of the most recognizable faces in Hollywood, which is why people will always be interested in him. When he does finally say something deep and thoughtful, it’ll be worth it.

Which One Is the Real You?

It’s tempting to compare the two actors and see which one you prefer. After all, they each have their perks. Robert Pattinson is gorgeous, and apparently, really nice too. As for Jimmy Fallon, he’s been known to make people happy just by being himself. Unfortunately, this is where the comparison ends. The truth is, you can’t really know for sure what makes these two individuals tick and which one is superior to the other. It’s like comparing apples to oranges.

One thing is for sure. Neither one of them is the real you. They are both performance pieces put on by people to amuse others. This doesn’t mean that one is better than the other, it just means that each one has their own set of pros and cons. You could probably find something positive to say about each guy, and it wouldn’t exactly be lying. These are the people who will always be interesting to watch, no matter what. Which one you like best is a matter of personal preference and can change from day to day, depending on your mood.