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This is too friggin’ funny. While Robert Pattinson taped a segment for the The Ellen DeGeneres Show (airing Friday), he asked a fan to strip off her clothes. And she did!

“I was doing a preinterview for this [show], and I immediately regretted saying that,” the awkwardly adorable R.Pattz says. “I sound like I’m actually just abusing my position.

“It was after a period of signing 500 signatures, and one of [the fans] just came up. You kind of get 10 seconds with each person and you never really say anything, and I kind of got bored of saying, ‘Hey, how are you doing?’ And [the fan] said in her 10 seconds, ‘What can I do to get your attention?’ I was like, ‘Um, just take your clothes off.’ And she stood there and frantically started taking her clothes off and got dragged out of the room by security. I never felt more terrible.”

This makes us love Rob 10 times more! Perverted, huh? We would start messing with fans, too, after a while. Actually, we’re shocked R.Pattz hasn’t done it more. He has so much power over these helpless ones! Might as well make it entertaining.

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Call it get­ting the “Late Show” early!A friend in the audi­ence has given great details from today’s appear­ance on “The Late Show with David Let­ter­man.” Here are the high­lights besides Letterman’s retort, “Oh, bite me!”:

* Pat­tin­son wore a blue col­lared shirt and blazer.

* When Let­ter­man asks Pat­tin­son to what he attrib­utes the fan mania, he replies, “Still try­ing to fig­ure it out. Maybe it’s some sort of scent.”

* Let­ter­man asks about his early roles, and Pat­tin­son talks about play­ing a viking in his first film. It was a very small role, but he had his voice dubbed over.

* Pat­tin­son dis­cussed how girls AND guys go crazy around him. One large fella in          par­tic­u­lar asked for Pat­tin­son to bite him, which he did… and the guy liked it.

* Let­ter­man asked about “bit­ing,” jok­ing about whether it’s safe with swine flu, etc.  Pat­tin­son said it depends on your mood and what you want to get out of it in the end. He remem­bers that some­one handed him a child, and some­how he wound up (fake) bit­ing the baby in the head for a photo op.

* Let­ter­man showed the cover of Harper’s Bazaar (with Pat­tin­son and Kris­ten Stew­art), and asked whether they were dat­ing. Pat­tin­son politely said he’s been “cryp­ti­cally avoid­ing” this ques­tion, and Let­ter­man then jok­ingly cut him off with, “Oh, bite me!”

* They dis­cussed Pattinson’s Amer­i­can accent in his film work, and Pat­tin­son picked two words and said them with an exag­ger­ated “Amer­i­can” accent. The first? “Side­walk,” which drew a huge laugh. Then he said “candy.”

Our source reports that Let­ter­man and Pat­tin­son had a “nice rapport.”

Robert Pattinson arriving at the David Letterman show today.

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Robert Pattinson’s portrait session by Chris Pizzello from yesterday. I admit to only liking a few of these… something about his hair and expression are a bit … off?

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Billy Burke chats about Robert Pattinson on set! He says he thinks Rob has it all in perspective.

Our golden boy is on the cover of Italian Vanity Fair, and looking quite fine!

Here’s another dreamy picture of him!

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Robert Pattinson was spotted ducking into a limo outside of LAX this afternoon!

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I must say, he has a very penetratingly sexy stare~

See the rest of the New Moon posters here!